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More limericks will be added soon - The Scottish Limerick Book has a filthy limerick for every town in Scotland - if you'd like to read the limerick for your home town just send us a tweet to @scot_limericks or email us.
Beith, North Ayrshire
They staged a biblical play once in Beith
At a masochists' party in Bishop-ton
Dalgety Bay, Fife
An old man from Dalgety Bay
Galston, East Ayrshire
At Galston in the valley of Irvine
In Grangemouth there's an oil refinery
Larkhall, South Lanarkshire
At the fete in the town of Larkhall
When I was on the Isle of Skye
Strathaven, South Lanarkshire
One fine day in the town of Strathaven
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