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A small selection of filthy limericks from the book

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List of limericks currently featured in the gallery and their first lines

Click on any of the images below to see the complete limerick. The left and right arrows can then be used to scroll through and read all the whole selection of limericks in the gallery.


More limericks will be added soon - The Scottish Limerick Book has a filthy limerick for every town in Scotland - if you'd like to read the limerick for your home town just send us a tweet to @scot_limericks or email us.

Beith, North Ayrshire

They staged a biblical play once in Beith


Bishopton, Renfrewshire

At a masochists' party in Bishop-ton


Dalgety Bay, Fife

An old man from Dalgety Bay


Galston, East Ayrshire

At Galston in the valley of Irvine


Grangemouth, Falkirk

In Grangemouth there's an oil refinery


Larkhall, South Lanarkshire

At the fete in the town of Larkhall


Skye, Highland

When I was on the Isle of Skye


Strathaven, South Lanarkshire

One fine day in the town of Strathaven







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The Scottish Limerick Book is published by Corona Books UK - Independent publishers of the brilliant, innovative and quirky

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