A couple more filthy limericks from the book exclusively for clickers of the thistle!
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At the doctor’s surgery in Banch-ory
I said, ‘I’ll try to cut short a long story
I was shagging the life
Out of the fishmonger’s wife
And he’s shoved up my arse a John Dory†’
† A John Dory, in case a definition is required, is an edible marine fish with rather large spikes on its fins.
There was a young lady from Kingussie‡
With an amazing musical pussy
It’d play for a starter
A Beethoven sonata
Then several works by Debussy
‡ Which is pronounced ‘King-ewsie’ and therefore this limerick may require a particular pronunciation of the word ‘pussy’!
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